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These are some lies we made up about Leakesville.
A half translucent man dressed as the captain of a craft has repeatedly been observed gazing crossly at the watcher next to Foshee Eddy at night. According to what the people who live here assert, this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who are fearless enough to disrupt the serenity in Leakesville.
An extremely large fish is frequently spotted creeping out of Gib Bay drenched in dirty water very late at night.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions chucking pebbles into Turkey Pond in the early morning hours.
A massive mouse can repeatedly be seen going to see Bud Bluff at midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be distinguished frequently monitoring the landscape from the apex of Jane Hills on a dark night.
A space invader has once in a while been distinguished before dawn fluttering across the Jane Hills.
An enormous parakeet is now and then seen drifting down on Beaver
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Branch before dawn.
An martian explorer from another planet has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions by Bobby McLeod Lake late in the night gazing at the water.
An extremely large ox has repeatedly been spotted in a flat in Leakesville.
A giant porpoise is repeatedly made out in a Leakesville home.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is known to have been observed on numerous instances trying to find a woman in Gulf Islands National Seashore at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Leakesville
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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