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These are some lies we made up about Laurel.
An martian voyager from the cosmos was made out creeping out of a manhole on a Laurel residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic zebu has often been made out yelling at the bystander to be off in the middle of Bee Branch.
A female with a semi translucent body is repeatedly observed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Laurel.
An ET from Jupiter has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions scooping out a hole up on the pinnacle of Old Meeting House Hill.
An extraterrestrial from space can often be witnessed in Beacon Park at night piling rocks.
The ghost of a gentleman in a law enforcement uniform can be perceived frequently playing a harp in a Laurel home.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has now and then been noticed by Dead Lake searching for a book.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a large gray mustache has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions
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munching on a piece of bread at Bush Dairy Lake Dam before sunrise. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be left alone.
An alien tourist from deep space may now and then be distinguished in a Laurel highschool around midnight walking the hallways.
A space invader from planet Neptune has often been seen in a mirror in a Laurel
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trailer; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
An alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions trying to find a box underneath a parked Toyota in a Laurel parking lot at night.
A very large toad can be spotted repeatedly right by the entrance to Clarkco State Park looking for a woman.
Genghis Khan has every now and then been noticed quite near Gulf Islands National Seashore sniveling.
The spirit of a guy wearing an armed forces outfit has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions in a Laurel area store, pacing the aisles.
A massive dromedary may every now and then be observed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Laurel apartment looking.
The armor of a medieval knight without a human being inside was noticed riding on a stallion along a road near Laurel. This is one of those ghosts that is seen time and again in the neighborhood.
A massive antelope was perceived in a phone booth in Laurel talking on the telephone.
A colossal ewe came
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into sight scaring folks alongside a desolate highway near Laurel at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Laurel
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Ghost Sightings From Laurel
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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