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These are some lies we made up about Itta Bena.
An enormous anteater has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions in Baker Creek looking creepy.
Count Dracula may now and then be made out by Fry Brake gazing angrily at the observer.
A colossal fawn has repeatedly been seen in Florewood River Plantation State Park late at night concealing a body by a large rock.
A colossal rhinoceros is repeatedly perceived in a flat in Itta Bena.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy can regularly be distinguished striding in the middle of a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Itta Bena.
A sizeable creepy beast has occasionally been distinguished by the entrance to Holmes County State Park piling boulders.
A frightening creature is every so often seen showing up in a bathroom mirror. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Itta Bena. In any case, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to
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come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge tapir has been observed on a few instances sitting on the floor in a residence close to Itta Bena.
The phantom of a zinc-miner may every so often be made out in the backseat of a Honda by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was made out by a guy hunting in a forest near Itta Bena.
Issac Newton appeared taking a rest on the floor in a house in Itta Bena.
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Ghost Sightings From Itta Bena
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Ghost Sightings From Itta Bena
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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