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These are some lies we made up about Indianola.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a handy man has now and then been witnessed in Legion Field after midnight dining on a tomato.
The ghost of a man sporting a sheriff outfit is occasionally observed going through garbage container on an Indianola avenue. In any case, it's undeniably a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a long white mustache has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions smoking a cigar in the middle of Bear Bayou. Lots of locals allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Indianola local.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head was seen reading a newspaper at Bishop Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost nodded to the onlooker. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that should be left alone.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship came into sight hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Indianola.
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gargantuan wolverine was noticed gazing at a woman snoozing on the floor in an apartment in Indianola.
The Gingerbread Man became visible howling in Lake Chicot State Park quite near the ranger station.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human being inside was noticed in a convenience store in the Indianola neighborhood. When the
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ghost was perceived it faded away into the thin air. Local people who have spotted this phantom declare this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Indianola in the past. No matter what folks utter, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that is rather not upset.
An ET from Mars has regularly been observed trying on a jacket in an Indianola trailer.
A partly translucent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a craft is often seen snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Indianola. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
An alien from another galaxy has supposedly been seen on several occasions in an Indianola school before sunrise wandering the hallways.
A giant dog can frequently be noticed in a mirror in an Indianola residence; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror.
Alexander the Great has every so often been perceived in a residence near Indianola.
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elk is from time to time spotted trying to find a box under a parked Honda in an Indianola parking lot around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Indianola
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Ghost Sightings From Indianola
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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