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These are some lies we made up about Horn Lake.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso materialized going bananas by Cow Pen Creek. This particular spirit has been seen repeatedly in this location. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Horn Lake local resident.
A woman's body having a horse's head was observed in Boosters Club Park late at night tossing rocks. There are numerous testimonies regarding this phantom in the vicinity. Lots of locals say this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Horn Lake before the present. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that should be let alone.
A space man from Mars was noticed strolling along a desolate road right next door to Horn Lake.
A partly decomposed human dead body has regularly been witnessed showing up in a bathroom mirror. Residents here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost enjoys scaring people who are fearless enough to disrupt the serenity in Horn Lake. No matter
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what, it's a scary ghost that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a worn hat is regularly noticed by the water at McKeller Park Lake B drinking blood from a mug.
An extremely large hare has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances at Banks Land and Cattle Company Pond Dam late at night looking at the view.
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space alien from another galaxy may be witnessed over and over again resting in an armchair in a mobile home in close proximity to Horn Lake.
An extraterrestrial is now and then noticed in John W. Kyle State Park at the ranger station reading a magazine.
A Pteranodon has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
A giant chimpanzee can occasionally be distinguished mowing the lawn in the front yard of an apartment in Horn Lake.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown has regularly been made out by a guy camping at a campground right next door to Horn Lake. Residents here claim that this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Horn Lake.
A gigantic crow is repeatedly spotted seated on a couch in an apartment in Horn Lake.
A lady with a sea-green face has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances trying to say something
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by a streetlight in Horn Lake. One thing is for certain, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Horn Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Horn Lake
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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