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These are some lies we made up about Holcomb.
A space man has often been noticed attempting to state something beside a secluded road near Holcomb late at night.
An martian tourist from space is frequently witnessed by Gillon Lake Dam at night looking at the water.
A pitch black crow that shifted shape into a lady has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances chucking boulders into the water at Babmore Branch before dawn. Based on what the residents say, this phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Holcomb some time ago.
The ghost of a destitute guy can be made out very often standing by a secluded road outside Holcomb.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has occasionally been observed mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road next to Holcomb.
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Ghost Sightings From Holcomb
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Ghost Sightings From Holcomb
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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