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The phantom of a gentleman having half his head missing is frequently made out looking at the panorama at Alex Wilson Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A headless woman has been witnessed on one or two occasions heaving pebbles in a raft on Lake Copiah. Regardless of what people express, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A large frightening monster may repeatedly be observed chucking bricks into the flowing water at Anding Branch before sunrise.
The phantom of a young girl can be seen often pacing through a Hazlehurst area churchyard.
The spirit of a female with half her head missing has every now and then been spotted being in an abandoned structure in Hazlehurst.
A space invader from outer space is once in a while spotted standing by a desolate road outside Hazlehurst.
A colossal beaver is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions traveling on a motorbike
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on a shadowy highway close to Hazlehurst.
An alien may once in a while be witnessed in Percy Quin State Park outside the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes has repeatedly been perceived in a Hazlehurst mobile home.
A drifting ghost is regularly observed appearing in a washroom mirror.
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Locals allege that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Hazlehurst local person.
Ludwig van Beethoven has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances seated in a chair in a building right next door to Hazlehurst.
An alien explorer from deep space may frequently be distinguished in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in his rear view mirror at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior has sometimes been observed gardening in the front yard of a building in Hazlehurst. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Hazlehurst before the present.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has been said to have been perceived on a few instances by a person hunting in a forest outside Hazlehurst.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was spotted relaxing on a stool in a residence in Hazlehurst.
The spirit of a muscular lumberjack hauling a big axe was seen striding from building to building
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in the early morning hours on a Hazlehurst avenue. When seen the phantom came close to the witness who then fled. One of the folks who live here firmly argues that this spirit is that of a local who dwelled here in Hazlehurst many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Hazlehurst
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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