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These are some lies we made up about Gunnison.
An extremely large kitten was witnessed at Ernest Finley Pond Dam late in the night seeking somebody.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper showed up in the middle of Brook Bayou crying. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the watchers.
An extremely large alpaca was spotted hauling a corpse across the ground in Laconia Circle in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian tourist from space has often been distinguished struggling to dump a body in Cessions Towhead Chute around midnight.
A space man from Jupiter is repeatedly observed looking down into the water at Knowlton Crevasse around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Gunnison
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Ghost Sightings From Gunnison
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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