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Every morning when I eat my breakfast, I always noticed a foul taste in my cereal. I thought nothing of it until I got up a little earlier than usual one morning and walked into the kitchen to see a full-body apparition farting into my Cap'n Crunch. I fainted and woke up nine minutes later and the ghost had taken my wallet.
Submitted by anonymous
Categories: ghost, food
These are some lies we made up about Gulfport.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is every so often seen in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing VW on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Gulfport.
A massive hippopotamus is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances gazing at the water by Cal Maine Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be made out in a rubber raft on Riverline Lake searching for a glove.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer is regularly spotted before dawn drifting by on Big Creek.
An alien from planet Mars
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has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from another planet can frequently be distinguished in Big Biloxi Recreation Area before dawn hauling a body over rocks.
The phantom of a gentleman
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in a police force outfit may be noticed very often watering plants in the back yard of a mobile home in Gulfport.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has now and then been observed by a lady hunting in a forest in the vicinity of Gulfport. According to the locals, this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Gulfport before the present.
A space invader is every now and then seen taking a rest on the floor in a flat in Gulfport.
An enormous zebra has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances by the entrance to Buccaneer State Park staring.
Cinderella may sometimes be seen trying to express something quite near Gulf Islands National Seashore.
An extremely large coyote was made out marching from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Gulfport lane.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos came into sight resting at a table in a Gulfport flat.
The ghost of a man dressed in a soldier's uniform was observed looking at folks in a Gulfport
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mobile home through a peephole. Numerous accounts of this phantom have been described. Regardless of what, it's a frightening phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Gulfport
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur got hit by a garbage truck and died. Saint Peter wasn't sure what to do with him since Arthur wasn't good enough for heaven but not quite bad enough for hell.
- Ok Arthur, I'll let you pick where you want to go. I'm going to show you both places and then you can pick.
First Saint Peter took Arthur down to hell. It was a place with beautiful sunny beaches and pretty waitresses serving drinks to everybody. Then Saint Peter took Arthur up to heaven and showed him around. It was a quiet place with angels flying around and people meditating, some lady was playing a harp and things like that.
- Well Saint Peter, thanks for showing me around, said Arthur. I pick hell, no doubt about it.
- Ok Arthur, said Saint Peter. And Arthur was taken down to hell.
A week later Saint Peter got a phone call from Arthur in hell.
- Saint Peter, I think there's been some kind of mistake. This place is nothing like the place you showed me. They have me chained up to a wall, there's this guy that shows up all the time with a different torture device every time. We just finshed a session of pulling out nails, and he said we're doing some electric shock torture next.
- Yeah, said Saint Peter, but when I took you down there you were there as a tourist.
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