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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
A cyclop has often been spotted weeping next to the water's edge at Lake Lee.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is frequently seen at the stroke of midnight floating down on Ash Bayou.
An alien traveler from space has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions on a dark night leading a guided visit of American Bend to a crowd of ghosts.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may often be made out in Elwyn Ward Recreational Center before sunrise struggling to seize something.
A semi see-through man dressed as the captain of a ship can be noticed often in an apartment in Greenville. It's been asserted that this particular ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Greenville resident. In any case, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial from space has occasionally been perceived by Albert Prevost Catfish Pond Dam around midnight staring at the
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water.
A very large frog is sometimes distinguished in a Greenville apartment.
A massive basilisk has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions coming into sight in a mirror.
The ghost of a youthful man sporting a confederate uniform may now and then be observed in Lake Chicot State Park right by the park headquarters
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appearing chilling.
A space man was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Chevy on a gloomy highway outside Greenville.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman came into view going berserk near Poverty Point National Monument. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being spotted.
The ghost of a bum was distinguished in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night. When witnessed the ghost approached the witness who then fled.
The ghost of an old sorceress became visible pulling up weeds in the garden of a building in Greenville. This specific spirit has been observed often in this location. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Greenville in the past.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body was made out by a man canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Greenville. There have been additional accounts on the subject of this phantom in the
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area. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who have the nerve to disrupt the peace in Greenville.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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