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The Pied Piper has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances shuffling orbs about at Houston Farris Pond Dam at night.
An ET from planet Mercury may regularly be perceived in Jones Hollow before dawn looking terrifying.
A giant koala may be distinguished over and over again pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Bain Creek on a dark night.
A dark bat that shifted shape into a female is once in a while noticed swallowing water from Poplar Spring late at night. Locals declare that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Glen local person.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has been seen on one or two occasions on the peak of Bloodsaw Hill before sunrise staring at the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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