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A lady with a blue-green face is sometimes spotted at Durr Farm Pond Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the landscape. Anyhow, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that should be let alone.
A sphinx is known to have been perceived on many occasions annihilating a book mid stream in Boston Branch.
A space man from another galaxy may from time to time be noticed in a Georgetown area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
An extremely large armadillo has repeatedly been noticed drinking paint around midnight on a sidewalk in Georgetown.
The ghost of a mailman is regularly seen having a seat at the dining table in a Georgetown house smoking a pipe. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit likes scaring folks who are courageous enough to upset the calm in Georgetown.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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