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These are some lies we made up about Gautier.
A very large doe was noticed in a Gautier secondary school after midnight walking the corridors.
A massive dromedary came into view quite near Shepard State Park facing the eye witness.
A guy with a big hole through his torso was perceived covering a body by a big boulder in Bacot Park around midnight. The watcher ran off immediately after she saw the ghost.
A female's body with a skunk's head became visible in an apartment near Gautier. The ghost didn't care that there was someone else nearby.
A massive llama was perceived scrutinizing The Gap in detail at the stroke of midnight.
Count Dracula has repeatedly been seen by Macon Bend obliterating a photo.
A fairly rotten human corpse has allegedly been distinguished on many instances in the early morning hours before sunrise ascending out of Belle Fontaine Bayu soaked in slime. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
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enormous ewe may repeatedly be made out hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Alligator Bayou on a dark night.
An alien may be perceived often gulping orange juice at H E Hults Lake Dam very late at night.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been seen trying to locate a photo by a parked Chevy
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in a Gautier parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Jupiter is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions reading a magazine next to the shore at Beardslee Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be perceived down next to the water at Belle Fontaine Point searching for something.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been distinguished in a Gautier area grocery store, marching the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances howling in Gulf Islands National Seashore outside the ranger station.
A female burning, carrying a gasoline bottle may repeatedly be seen looking late in the night by a road sign in Gautier. It's been argued that this specific ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Gautier a long time ago.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can be seen repeatedly sitting at the kitchen counter in a Gautier residence
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trying to grip something.
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Ghost Sightings From Gautier
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Ghost Sightings From Gautier
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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