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Johann Sebastian Bach may frequently be observed walking through an apartment near Flora.
A huge chamois can be perceived frequently attempting to touch something up on Pocahontas Mound.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is once in a while distinguished hauling a cadaver over the grass in Pocahontas Mounds Roadside Park at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions scaring people by Mound Bluff.
An enormous jackal can sometimes be noticed pushing orbs around by Balfour Creek.
Rapunzel has repeatedly been observed down near the water at Catfish Lake crying out people's names.
An alien from Pluto is regularly distinguished gazing at the water by C L Hardaman Lake Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Flora
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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