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These are some lies we made up about Edwards.
A dinosaur is regularly observed having a steak at Adams Egg Farm Dam before sunrise.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady is rumored to have been observed on a few instances drifting along Bakers Creek at midnight. A resident argues that this ghost loves startling foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Edwards.
A space man from another galaxy may regularly be observed staring through apartment windows in Edwards very late at night.
A pitch black bat that shape-shifted into a woman may be seen repeatedly watching movies in an Edwards living room on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful lady outfitted as a house keeper has sometimes been perceived going through trash container on an Edwards street.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is every so often perceived hovering in the air like a cloud in Edwards.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can every so often be observed staring in Poverty Point National
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Monument quite near the ranger station. One of the residents determinedly says that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Edwards. Regardless of what, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Edwards
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Ghost Sightings From Edwards
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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