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These are some lies we made up about Dublin.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy was perceived in Anderson Park at night grasping a human skull.
A colossal gemsbok has often been spotted strolling from trailer to trailer around midnight on a Dublin residential road.
Napoleon Bonaparte is repeatedly spotted searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Dublin trailer late in the night.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions resting at a coffee table in a Dublin mobile home. One thing is for guaranteed, it's undeniably a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A space man from planet Saturn can repeatedly be observed attempting to seize something in Black Bayou.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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