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A big creepy ogre is regularly noticed staring at the water by Davis Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Mercury can frequently be noticed marching from house to house on a dark night on a D Lo avenue.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be distinguished often by Allen Creek attempting to snatch something.
A space man has sometimes been seen browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a D Lo residence at night.
A colossal mountain goat is now and then made out staring at people in a D Lo residence through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From D Lo
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Ghost Sightings From D Lo
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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