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These are some lies we made up about Diamondhead.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances smoking a pipe in the middle of Bayou La Terre.
The spirit of a lady with a bag bound around her head can once in a while be witnessed in a raft on Cutoff Lake reading a magazine.
An ET from planet Mercury is often noticed looking for something down at the water at Cedar Point.
A gargantuan aardvark has supposedly been made out on a few occasions dispatching a letter at a Diamondhead post office.
An ET from the cosmos may frequently be distinguished looking by Breath Bayou.
A sphinx may be made out very frequently trying to say something in Saint Stanislaus Stadium at the stroke of midnight.
A giant ermine has once in a while been noticed slurping diesel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Diamondhead.
A gigantic mule is from time to time spotted gazing at the water by A Hoda Lake Dam late at night.
A sizeable
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frightening ghost has been distinguished on one or two instances near the entrance to Buccaneer State Park terrifying folks. A woman who lives here asserts that this phantom can be the soul of a local person who died here in Diamondhead many years ago.
A massive squirrel can from time to time be noticed conversing into the air as if someone else was present.
An alien was spotted yelling names in Gulf Islands National Seashore near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Diamondhead
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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