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These are some lies we made up about Delta City.
An extraterrestrial may be made out time and again at A B Williams Catfish Ponds Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the scenery.
A huge lizard is once in a while made out smoking a cigar beside a streetlamp in Delta City.
An alien explorer from outer space has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions at Atchafalaya Bayou late at night heaving pebbles into the flow.
An extremely large frog can sometimes be distinguished hovering over Big Basin late at night.
The spirit of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck has frequently been observed searching for somebody by Dowling Bayou. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost could be a famous former time local of Delta City.
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Ghost Sightings From Delta City
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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