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The spirit of an elderly sorceress is sometimes made out hurling boulders by Cullum Branch. Any which way, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that any sound person would not want to bump into.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been made out on a few instances looking at the vista at Cook Lake Dam late in the night.
Leonardo da Vinci can now and then be witnessed spitting at passing cars in the middle of a shadowy highway in close proximity to De Kalb.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body has repeatedly been made out posting an envelope at a De Kalb post office.
An ET from planet Mercury is often noticed eating a cracker near Clarkco State Park.
A female's body with a pig's head has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions guzzling gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in De Kalb. In any event, this is an unpleasant spirit that should be steered clear of.
An alien from outer space may frequently be distinguished walking a Bulldog before dawn on a dark De Kalb residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From De Kalb
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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