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These are some lies we made up about Decatur.
An alien traveler from the cosmos appeared hauling a dead body from the cold water of Carlton Branch at midnight.
A colossal weasel was witnessed looking at the water by B L Griffin Lake Dam before sunrise.
A huge panther was observed browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Decatur mobile home very late at night.
A space alien from the cosmos is frequently noticed appearing scary down beside Gum Spring after midnight.
Hansel and Gretel's mom can often be witnessed resting at the dining table in a Decatur house.
A massive pony can be noticed frequently staring at folks in a Decatur trailer through an air vent.
A space man has from time to time been distinguished in a deserted location next to Decatur.
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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