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These are some lies we made up about Crystal Springs.
A lady with her right arm and right leg severed has once in a while been spotted having a cracker on the shore of Lake Copiah. A number of folks say this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying people who are bold enough to disrupt the peace in Crystal Springs.
A space alien from outer space is every now and then made out by Dixon Lake Dam late at night gazing at the water.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions around midnight floating along Clear Creek.
A very large hamster can now and then be distinguished resting at the kitchen counter in a Crystal Springs home verbalizing into the night.
An armed forces uniform walking about without a body in it has often been made out staggering through a residence in Crystal Springs.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is frequently made out walking through a house near Crystal Springs.
The spirit of
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a badly charred lady has been distinguished on a handful of occasions at a pay phone in Crystal Springs talking on the phone.
The ghost of a guy having the sign of the devil engraved into his hand can often be made out walking through a Crystal Springs vicinity churchyard.
An ET from Mars has once in a while been seen trying to seize
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something in the middle of a wild highway in the vicinity of Crystal Springs before sunrise.
A space invader from deep space is once in a while noticed standing by a deserted highway next to Crystal Springs.
A gigantic wolf is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions riding on a moped on a dark highway in the vicinity of Crystal Springs.
The ghost of an engine driver was witnessed in a mobile home in Crystal Springs. When the viewer materialized the ghost ran away.
A massive coati materialized in a Crystal Springs building.
A very large pony was witnessed strolling next to a secluded road outside Crystal Springs.
Leonardo da Vinci emerged coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A gargantuan raccoon was seen sitting in a chair in an apartment in the vicinity of Crystal Springs.
The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter pulling a dead mountain lion was seen at midnight following a passing truck on a gloomy road in close proximity to Crystal Springs. The arrival of the watcher
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startled the spirit who then faded away. It has been said that this particular phantom enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come looking for phantoms in Crystal Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal Springs
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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