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These are some lies we made up about Cruger.
An alien emerged guzzling blood from a jar by Abiaca Creek.
A colossal turtle was witnessed looking at Marksville B Cut-Off after midnight.
An armed forces uniform striding about lacking a body in it was witnessed late in the night creeping out of Alligator Bayou soaked in dirty water. Alarmed by the viewers the spirit faded away into the night. In any case, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has frequently been witnessed covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Mathews Brake National Wildlife Refuge at night.
A Megalosaurus is repeatedly seen relaxing on the floor in an apartment in Cruger.
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Ghost Sightings From Cruger
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Ghost Sightings From Cruger
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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