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A huge guinea pig came into view standing by a desolate road close to Crowder.
An alien explorer from another solar system was noticed trying to touch something by Burnt Brake.
Vincent van Gogh was spotted shining a lantern in Starck Hollow after midnight.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was witnessed floating along on Beech Bayou at the stroke of midnight. The ghost mumbled about revenging a murder. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Crowder many years ago.
A space man from Venus is regularly distinguished pushing orbs around by Agar Lake Cut-Off.
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Ghost Sightings From Crowder
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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