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These are some lies we made up about Crenshaw.
The menacing ghost of a Viking has from time to time been perceived hauling a dead body over the grass in Askew Refuge very late at night.
A giant ermine is occasionally seen attempting to hide a dead body in Coon Bayou in the early morning hours.
A very large fish has purportedly been witnessed on many instances being in an empty structure in Crenshaw.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft may every now and then be noticed crying in the center of Arkabutla Creek.
A huge bison was noticed howling at Harold Meek Pond Dam late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Crenshaw
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Ghost Sightings From Crenshaw
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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