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A sizeable terrifying ogre can sometimes be noticed on the pinnacle of Walnut Hills late at night studying the landscape.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has regularly been perceived soaring over the Walnut Hills in the early morning hours. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Crawford.
A glow-in-the-dark human form is regularly witnessed looking at the water by Angus Farms Lake Dam before sunrise. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a rain coat has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions flinging boulders into the water at Gilmer Creek before dawn.
A decapitated guy can regularly be made out traveling on a mule in the middle of a highway near Crawford. Whatever folks say, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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