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These are some lies we made up about Courtland.
Count Dracula is every now and then distinguished staggering through a Courtland vicinity cemetery.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions ascending out of Burnt Brake drenched in filth around midnight.
A female with a sword in her head can once in a while be perceived by Beech Bayou heaving chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is often perceived very late at night checking out Starck Hollow in detail.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is rumored to have been observed on several occasions marveling at Agar Lake Cut-Off at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe can often be distinguished trying to find an object in the middle of a desolate road near Courtland late in the night. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that you do not want to encounter late at night.
A space man from outer space can be witnessed very frequently munching on a piece of bread at the entrance to George P. Cossar State Park.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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