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These are some lies we made up about Conehatta.
A space invader from another planet was spotted down near Sulphur Spring in the early morning hours going wild.
Ludwig van Beethoven has repeatedly been distinguished in the middle of Beaver Creek throwing boulders.
A space man is regularly observed carving a gap at B Hollingsworth Catfish Pond Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions trying to locate a photo beside a parked Buick in a Conehatta parking lot after midnight.
A space invader from Mars can regularly be observed in a Conehatta area supermarket, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Conehatta
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Ghost Sightings From Conehatta
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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