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Hansel and Gretel's mom was spotted trying to find a shoe beside a parked car in a Como parking lot late in the night.
A giant crocodile has often been witnessed looking at midnight on a sidewalk in Como.
William Shakespeare is frequently made out strolling through an apartment in Como.
The ghost of a young girl is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions at Bates Creek in the early morning hours chucking pebbles into the current. It has been alleged that this particular spirit is the tormented spirit of an old Como local.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing may regularly be distinguished looking at the water by A G Taylor Estate Pond Dam after midnight.
An extremely large lemur may be perceived repeatedly strolling through an apartment near Como.
A space invader has from time to time been distinguished screaming people's names in George P. Cossar State Park right by the park headquarters.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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