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These are some lies we made up about Columbus.
An extremely large gazelle is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions howling at the observer to be off in Lake Lowndes State Park outside the park headquarters.
A gargantuan gopher can often be seen flinging chunks of concrete at Berford Electric Company Lake Dam late at night.
An ET can be witnessed often in Bar Number 1 at the stroke of midnight scraping out a cavity.
An enormous otter has from time to time been made out beside the water's edge at Bowlin Lake piling bricks.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos is sometimes made out wandering through a Columbus area cemetery.
A Plateosaurus may from time to time be distinguished searching for a hat by Bell Branch.
A gargantuan panda has regularly been noticed swallowing orange juice by Bartons Bluff.
A space man from Jupiter is often witnessed in Columbus Raceway after midnight concealing a body by a big boulder.
A space invader from outer space is rumored
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to have been made out on frequent instances struggling out of White Slu soaked in mud late at night.
A lady's body with a rat's head can repeatedly be noticed searching for somebody in the middle of a desolate road near Columbus after midnight.
An ET may be witnessed often spending time in a vacant mansion in Columbus.
The extraterrestrial
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pilot of a UFO has every so often been witnessed standing by a desolate road near Columbus.
A space invader from the Moon is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances traveling on a bike on a murky highway close to Columbus.
The Ugly Duckling was perceived trying to verbalize something outside the entrance to Natchez Trace Parkway.
An ET from another solar system showed up in a Columbus mobile home.
A man having the head of a leprechaun was seen emerging in a restroom mirror. When noticed the ghost came up to the onlooker who then fled. In any event, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial showed up seated in a beanbag in a residence in the vicinity of Columbus.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was spotted at midnight pursuing a passing Chrysler on a murky highway right next door to Columbus.
A space alien from Pluto has frequently been perceived in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver observing the ghost
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in his rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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