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A gargantuan mink can regularly be witnessed trying on socks in a Columbia residence.
A colossal mouse may be seen often throwing stones at Columbia Training School Lake Dam at midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been observed stacking stones by Balls Mill Creek.
A very large musk deer is now and then made out snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Columbia.
A massive hedgehog has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances hauling a body through some bushes in Columbia Water Park after midnight.
A Megalosaurus may occasionally be noticed in a Columbia school before sunrise marching the corridors.
A space man from planet Jupiter was noticed in a mirror in a Columbia building; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A glowing human form showed up in a house close to Columbia. The ghost was ingested by the air after being made out. Several of the folks
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who live here allege this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Columbia local resident. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant cougar was seen searching for a bag underneath a parked Toyota in a Columbia parking lot before dawn.
Snow White
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showed up attempting to exclaim something after midnight on a park bench in Columbia.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was spotted resting at a coffee table in a Columbia house flickering a lantern.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a winter jacket has frequently been perceived pacing through a mobile home in Columbia.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly observed traveling on a mare alongside a road outside Columbia.
An extremely large koodoo has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances striding through a building in the neighborhood of Columbia.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet can repeatedly be perceived marching through a Columbia neighborhood burial ground.
A headless man may be seen very frequently staying in an empty farmhouse in Columbia. It has been asserted that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Columbia some decades ago.
A massive deer has now and then been perceived standing
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by a deserted highway next to Columbia.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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