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The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag strapped around her head may sometimes be observed in Collinsville Park at the stroke of midnight drinking blood from a beaker. Many locals claim this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Collinsville long ago.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft has regularly been observed seeking a bag in Bales Creek.
A partly transparent man clad as the skipper of a boat is regularly distinguished gobbling a carrot in a sail boat on Okatibbee Lake.
A big menacing ogre has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions at A C Munn Pond Dam after midnight enjoying the landscape.
An ET from planet Venus may regularly be noticed by an old man canoeing in a river near Collinsville.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate uniform may be witnessed frequently taking a rest on a bench in an apartment in Collinsville.
The ghost of a bound up man
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has every now and then been observed searching for another ghost beneath a lamppost in Collinsville. Folks here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a local who used to live here in Collinsville.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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