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A female with the head of a demon is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions chucking stones underneath a streetlamp in Collins.
An enormous peccary may from time to time be noticed going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Collins apartment late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy was distinguished staring at the water by Coulters Pond Dam late at night.
Rapunzel showed up devouring a cracker in Robertson Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large duckbill was seen resting at the kitchen counter in a Collins building.
A space alien from Pluto appeared by Big Swamp smoking a cigar.
The phantom of a guy with half his head lost was perceived hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Big Swamp Creek late in the night. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost might be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Collins.
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decapitated female has regularly been witnessed looking at people in a Collins building through a window. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Collins local person.
The phantom of a twelve feet high massive person is repeatedly seen in a secluded spot close to Collins. Many residents claim
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this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Collins a long time ago.
An extremely large quagga has been perceived on a few instances waving to cars by a shadowy highway near Collins.
A minotaur may repeatedly be perceived trying to verbalize something in Paul B. Johnson State Park right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent has every so often been observed sending a box at a Collins post office.
A lady with an axe in her head is from time to time witnessed speaking into the thin air as if somebody besides was present. Residents who have perceived this spirit say this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the quiet in Collins.
A wandering phantom has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Collins road. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of an airliner pilot
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can once in a while be made out watching shows in a Collins living room late in the night. People here say that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Collins some decades ago.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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