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These are some lies we made up about Coldwater.
An alien has been noticed on one or two instances holding a cranium in Coldwater Point Public Use Area before dawn.
A Yeti may repeatedly be perceived looking at folks in a Coldwater apartment through a peephole.
A giant salamander can be witnessed over and over again at Buena Vista Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the surroundings.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has sometimes been made out trying to flag down cars by a dark road near Coldwater.
An alien vacationer from space has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances around midnight floating along Basket Creek.
An ET from Mars can from time to time be spotted at Hernando Point before dawn gazing down into the water.
A space man from another planet has repeatedly been noticed mailing a package at a Coldwater post office.
An enormous basilisk is regularly witnessed quite near George P. Cossar State Park calling out names.
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woman having the head of a devil is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances articulating into the night as if someone else was there. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not upset.
A giant gorilla can regularly be made out walking a Rottweiler late in the night on a shadowy Coldwater avenue.
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ghost of a man with half his head gone may be seen often looking through house windows in Coldwater at the stroke of midnight.
A huge tiger has every so often been spotted watching cable in a Coldwater living room at night.
A decapitated lady is from time to time witnessed on a Coldwater street at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Coldwater.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object may once in a while be perceived in a hardware store in the Coldwater neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space was perceived trying on socks in a Coldwater trailer.
A space invader from planet Jupiter showed up ascending out of a storm drain on a Coldwater road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic opossum was spotted playing a piece of music on a harp in a Coldwater apartment.
A space alien from another galaxy showed up in a mirror in a Coldwater residence; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A gargantuan hog was made out in a trailer near Coldwater.
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Ghost Sightings From Coldwater
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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