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An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Caney Creek at midnight.
An ET from Saturn may occasionally be distinguished sobbing in Skuna Turkey Creek Public Use Area at midnight.
The spirit of a pregnant woman has frequently been noticed at W B Donovan Lake Dam on a dark night staring.
An extremely large llama is repeatedly made out mounted on a bicycle on a murky highway close to Coffeeville.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been observed on many occasions in a mobile home in Coffeeville.
The phantom of a young-looking man having on a winter coat may regularly be distinguished scaring folks in George P. Cossar State Park near the ranger station.
A headless gentleman may be seen repeatedly strolling next to a wild highway in the neighborhood of Coffeeville. Anyway, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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