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An martian tourist from another galaxy emerged by Black Bayou seeking a picture.
A feminine shape was spotted walking from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Coahoma residential road. When the eye witness showed up the ghost fled.
The ghost of a female with the sign of the devil etched into her leg was witnessed glugging down soda pop by Brady Bayou. The arrival of the viewer terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her chest has regularly been witnessed by Montezuma Bend smoking a cigar. Some folks declare this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Coahoma.
A space alien from another world is frequently spotted relaxing at a coffee table in a Coahoma trailer.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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