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Clinton, Mississippi Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
A space invader from Saturn was observed down by Swaffords Spring at midnight redistributing orbs around.
A space alien from another solar system has often been made out staring at the water by Camp Garaway Pond Dam before sunrise.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently noticed in Bald Prairie late at night burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
A terrifying skeleton is rumored to have been made out on a few instances hurling bricks into Lazy U Lake at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from another planet may be witnessed very frequently spitting at passing cars down a shady road outside Clinton.
An alien from outer space is once in a while perceived sending a postcard at a Clinton post office.
An extremely large puma has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances swallowing blood from a mug by Lindsey Creek.
A giant aardvark can once in a while be observed guzzling fuel from a pump
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at a gas station in Clinton.
A very large antelope is regularly perceived walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a gloomy Clinton road.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances peeping through building windows in Clinton at the stroke of midnight. Folks who have noticed this
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ghost declare this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Clinton.
A colossal roebuck can regularly be witnessed watching shows in a Clinton living room at night.
The martian crew member of a UFO has every so often been made out going through trash container on a Clinton street.
A giant bat is from time to time distinguished on a Clinton road before sunrise.
A fluorescent human body has been perceived on many instances floating in the air like a balloon in Clinton. A local man declares that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Clinton local. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can sometimes be distinguished in a supermarket in the Clinton neighborhood. One of the residents decisively asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Clinton many years ago.
An alien vacationer from another planet was noticed trying on a jacket in a Clinton home.
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large bloodcurdling beast showed up ascending out of a manhole on a Clinton residential road in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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