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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished struggling up from a drain hole on a Cleveland residential street in the early morning hours.
A huge mynah bird was spotted snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Cleveland.
A giant waterbuck has often been spotted gazing at the water by Cleveland Fisheries Dam after midnight.
An martian explorer from another planet is repeatedly witnessed hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Bear Pen Park late in the night.
The ghost of an 8 feet colossal guy can often be seen burrowing a cavity in the soil in Interstate Woods before dawn. One thing's for certain, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from deep space has once in a while been noticed howling by Beaver Bayou.
A huge hippopotamus has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances in a Cleveland highschool before sunrise staggering
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the halls.
Cinderella can once in a while be observed in a mirror in a Cleveland mobile home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost has frequently been made out near the entrance to Lake Chicot State Park pondering. In any event, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that is preferably
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not disturbed.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly observed seeking a book next to a parked Honda in a Cleveland parking lot at night.
A figure with a skeleton face having on shady robes is known to have been observed on a handful of instances in a Cleveland area auto part store, wandering the aisles. According to what the local residents argue, this ghost may be a recognized former time local of Cleveland. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.
A wandering ghost can often be observed turning toward the eye witness in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Cleveland.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has occasionally been spotted seated at a coffee table in a Cleveland trailer looking crossly at the viewer.
A gigantic wildcat is every so often spotted pacing through an apartment in Cleveland.
A space alien from another world is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions staggering through a flat
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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