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These are some lies we made up about Clarksdale.
A space invader has repeatedly been made out tossing rocks into the current at Black Bayou before sunrise.
The alien captain of a UFO is frequently seen drinking paint at Floyd Haney Pond Dam on a dark night.
A female afire, grasping a fuel bottle has allegedly been seen on a few instances relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Clarksdale house smoking a pipe.
An ET from the Moon can regularly be perceived traveling on a mule by a highway in the vicinity of Clarksdale.
A massive civet may be observed very frequently wandering through a mobile home outside Clarksdale.
The phantom of a young air force pilot has occasionally been observed at a coin operated phone in Clarksdale talking on the phone.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is every so often distinguished in Great River Road State Park right by the ranger station sobbing.
A space invader may sometimes be perceived wandering through a Clarksdale area cemetery.
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enormous chipmunk has frequently been perceived trying to touch something by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Clarksdale in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is regularly perceived standing by a secluded road outside Clarksdale.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has purportedly
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been distinguished on a handful of instances in a trailer in Clarksdale.
A woman with a bottle-green face may regularly be witnessed in a Clarksdale mobile home.
A huge duckbill can be observed very frequently walking beside a secluded highway near Clarksdale.
A man having a spear in his head has every so often been made out becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A space man from planet Saturn is sometimes distinguished before dawn pursuing a passing Nissan on a shady highway next to Clarksdale.
The spirit of a delivery man has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a pickup by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this phantom can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Clarksdale in the past. Whatever people say, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that should be left alone.
A space alien from another solar system may
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occasionally be distinguished cutting grass in the front yard of an apartment in Clarksdale.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksdale
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksdale
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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