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These are some lies we made up about Chunky.
The ghost of a man in an army outfit has repeatedly been witnessed sitting on a sofa in an apartment near Chunky. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come seeking phantoms in Chunky.
A space invader from the cosmos is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions by Algood Creek heaving rocks.
A huge fawn can be perceived frequently late in the night sprinting after a passing Ford on a shady road right next door to Chunky.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has from time to time been observed mounding chunks of concrete at B J Blount Lake Dam around midnight.
A colossal bat has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances trimming bushes in the front garden of a building in Chunky.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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