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These are some lies we made up about Chatawa.
The ghost of a guy sporting an army outfit was spotted looking for a map beneath a parked VW in a Chatawa parking lot around midnight. Numerous folks in close proximity have had identical experiences with a quite similar spirit. One of the locals determinedly claims that this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Chatawa local person. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a bad spirit that is better not disturbed.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was distinguished at Hurricane Creek at night throwing boulders into the flowing water.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has regularly been spotted looking furiously at the eye witness on the shore of Lake Tangipahoa.
A space man from the cosmos is frequently witnessed going nuts in Douglas Park after midnight.
A giant duckbill has purportedly been made out on a few occasions carving a nook in Percy Quin State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Chatawa
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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