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These are some lies we made up about Charleston.
The frightening spirit of a Hun showed up in Camp Talla Refuge very late at night concealing a corpse by a large rock. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the night. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that should be let alone.
A menacing skeleton emerged floating down Bellamy Creek very late at night. The ghost was consumed by the air after being observed. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a frightening phantom that is rather not interrupted.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished by Oakland Lake Cut -Off throwing pieces of wood.
A space invader from planet Pluto was seen at James Lake Dam very late at night looking at the surroundings.
An alien from space has regularly been made out striding through a building in close proximity to Charleston.
A gargantuan dingo is often spotted gulping blood from a cup at the entrance to George P. Cossar State Park.
Marco Polo has supposedly
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been perceived on several instances staggering through a Charleston neighborhood burial ground.
An ET can repeatedly be noticed munching on a piece of bread beside a wild road near Charleston late at night.
An extremely large quagga can be observed very often staying in an empty dwelling in Charleston.
A luminous human figure has
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every now and then been seen standing by a secluded highway near Charleston. Folks who have witnessed this spirit argue this spirit is that of a local who had a home here in Charleston some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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