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The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be noticed at Brewer Lake Dam very late at night smoking a cigar.
A space man from Pluto can be seen time and again fishing from the shore of Brewer Lake around midnight.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot has sometimes been made out up on the apex of Reid Hill seeking somebody.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack clutching a large axe is occasionally perceived drifting down on Buck Creek after midnight.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has been made out on several occasions sitting at a coffee table in a Cedarbluff flat yelling.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedarbluff
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Ghost Sightings From Cedarbluff
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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