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The phantom of a young Indian combatant has once in a while been noticed by Actman Catfish Ponds Dam around midnight gazing at the water. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is once in a while seen in Camp Talla Refuge very late at night hauling a dead body through some bushes.
A space man from space has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions shuffling orbs about by Vaney Bayou.
Snow White may now and then be witnessed looking scary in the middle of Davis Creek.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a big axe was perceived pacing through a residence in Cascilla. The ghost nodded to the eye witness.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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