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These are some lies we made up about Carthage.
The ghost of a ten foot high enormous giant can every so often be seen at Bilbro Lake Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the vista. According to what the residents declare, this ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Carthage long ago.
A gargantuan marmoset was distinguished looking at the view from the pinnacle of Government Hills late at night.
The spirit of a teenage girl became visible on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Government Hills at midnight trying to grab something. Other stories of this spirit have been conveyed.
The spirit of a lady having half her head absent appeared scrambling out of Bully Bayou drenched in dirty water late in the night. Several people in the neighborhood have had matching sightings involving the same ghost. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A character with a skeleton face dressed
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in shady robes was seen in McMillian Park before dawn shuffling orbs around. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been several additional accounts of this individual ghost.
A huge finch was distinguished floating down Bain Creek late in the night.
A drifting ghost has frequently been observed spending time in a
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neglected mansion in Carthage.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is regularly spotted riding on a moped on a murky road near Carthage.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions at the entrance to Golden Memorial State Park howling at the onlooker to go away. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable axe can regularly be distinguished in a home in Carthage. Loads of locals say this ghost may be a well-known past dweller of Carthage.
An alien from planet Neptune has sometimes been distinguished in a Carthage trailer.
A gargantuan beaver is from time to time made out becoming visible in a mirror.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be noticed taking a rest on a sofa in a house outside Carthage.
An enormous musk deer has regularly been observed before sunrise chasing a passing Ford on a dark road close to Carthage.
The alien
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technician of an alien spaceship is frequently observed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Carthage
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Ghost Sightings From Carthage
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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