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These are some lies we made up about Carrollton.
A space man from planet Venus has allegedly been spotted on several occasions in a Carrollton secondary school very late at night strolling the corridors.
A gargantuan civet may from time to time be perceived by Bear Den Creek reading a magazine.
The spirit of an eight foot tall massive person has repeatedly been noticed in a mirror in a Carrollton apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a lady with half her head gone is frequently seen trying to locate a picture beneath a parked Nissan in a Carrollton parking lot after midnight.
A Pteranodon has purportedly been noticed on several instances in a Carrollton area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
A gargantuan iguana can regularly be witnessed looking in George P. Cossar State Park right by the park headquarters.
A woman having an axe in her head can be observed very frequently relaxing at a table in a Carrollton mobile home struggling to express something. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to meet at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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