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The martian captain of a UFO can now and then be noticed swallowing blood from a mug on a dark night by a vending machine in Canton.
An alien from planet Mercury has frequently been seen relaxing at the dining table in a Canton flat trying to find a glove.
A female having the head of a demon has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances mounted on a mare alongside a road near Canton.
A space man from space can frequently be noticed strolling through a home in close proximity to Canton.
The ghost of a guy with half his head absent can be witnessed often at a public phone in Canton talking on the telephone.
A decapitated woman has now and then been seen strolling through a Canton area churchyard.
An enormous eland is every so often made out gripping a human skull by the side of a secluded road in the neighborhood of Canton before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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