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These are some lies we made up about Calhoun City.
The alien pilot of a UFO emerged going through trash cans on a Calhoun City street.
Aristotle was perceived at Anderson Creek late at night hurling chunks of concrete into the current.
An alien traveler from deep space was noticed going nuts at Alexander Lake Dam before sunrise.
An alien from the Moon has repeatedly been perceived on a Calhoun City residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world is regularly observed looking at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a trailer in Calhoun City.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her head has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances right by Hugh White State Park demolishing a box. One thing's for certain, this is an unfriendly phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
A lady with the head of a beast may repeatedly be seen trying on a shirt in a Calhoun City mobile home.
A female carrying her head by her arm can
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be perceived time and again poking around in mailboxes late at night in Calhoun City.
The martian pilot of a UFO has every so often been witnessed sipping apple juice in Natchez Trace Parkway right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a youthful woman in a blood-splattered wedding dress is sometimes noticed playing a song on an accordion in a Calhoun City house.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun City
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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