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These are some lies we made up about Caledonia.
A Chupacabra was seen by Ambrose Lake Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
A colossal bat was witnessed carving a crack mid stream in Cut Bank Creek.
A female with a knife in her head has regularly been seen obliterating a book in Glenhaven Roadside Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another galaxy is often witnessed searching for a box under a parked VW in a Caledonia parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A wandering phantom has supposedly been seen on a few occasions in a Caledonia area shoe store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Caledonia
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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