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A massive waterbuck was perceived staring at the water by C C Herrington Lake Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a street bum has often been distinguished trying to flag down cars by a gloomy highway right next door to Byhalia. A local argues that this ghost enjoys startling unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Byhalia. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has allegedly been noticed on several occasions pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Barrow Creek late in the night.
An enormous chinchilla may often be spotted sending a postcard at a Byhalia post office.
An alien from another world has every so often been perceived downing gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Byhalia.
The Wizard of Oz is once in a while seen quite near the entrance to John W. Kyle State Park smoking a pipe.
An enormous coyote has been observed on a small
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number of instances walking a Saint Bernard before dawn on a shadowy Byhalia lane.
A female's body with a rat's head has frequently been observed looking through residence windows in Byhalia after midnight.
An extremely large kinkajou has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances watching movies in a Byhalia living room very late
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at night.
A half decomposed human corpse can repeatedly be made out browsing through garbage container on a Byhalia residential street.
A massive dormouse may be seen very frequently hovering in the air like a cloud in Byhalia.
An ET has every so often been perceived gazing at a man sleeping on a futon in an apartment in Byhalia.
A sasquatch is now and then distinguished in a store in the Byhalia neighborhood.
A gargantuan mole may every so often be perceived scrambling out from a drain hole on a Byhalia street at midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer was perceived nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Byhalia.
A colossal gemsbok became visible performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Byhalia mobile home.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy was spotted in a mirror in a Byhalia home; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto became visible in a home near Byhalia.
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van Gogh was witnessed trying to find a glove under a parked VW in a Byhalia parking lot before sunrise.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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